Thursday, January 15, 2009

Top 5 Worst Places on Earth

Completely randomly*, I've decided to rank the five worst places on Earth....counting down to #1 (the worst place in the world).

5. France - I've never been, but it looks like it smells like perfumed-over B.O. Plus, you have to surrender whenever you go there.
4 (Tie). Afghanistan/Iraq - War-torn nations where you could die at any minute.
3. Detroit - You have the same chance of dying as Iraq/Afghanistan, but the economy is worse.
2. Philadelphia - There's a reason the movie Philadelphia was set in Philadelphia. Enough said.
1. Buffalo - Suck it, Buffalo. Suck it.

*Not random at all

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