The Douchebag Bowl

I'm not sure if any of you knew this, but Crocodile Hunting is an official sponsor of the Douchbag Bowl. Don't know what that is? Well then, let me tell you a bit about it.

(The top part of this blog could've been cool. The rest is about video games...so if you think I'm cool, please stop reading)

Ashley bought NCAA 2010 the other day, and EA Sports brought back create-a-team. I decided to make my team the Douchebag State Anus Patrol. EA apparently disapproves of that, so my team ended up being the Bluetooth College Awesome. Yes, the team name is the Awesome.

Some Awesome facts:

Location - Beverly Hills, California
Team Colors - Blue, Navy Blue, and Other Blue. But they also have a gold jersey because gold is awesome.
Head Coach - Tony Romo ('nuff said)
Unofficial Name - DSAP (see above)

Bluetooth College's rival is Ashley's create a school, the Prada State Guidos. They're purple and gold from Atlantic City, New Jersey. That's right, it's West Coast D-Bags against East Coast D-Bags.

We put ourselves in the WAC, replacing two of the top schools in that conference (Hawaii and Boise State) so that it's even more pathetic than it usually is.

Bluetooth University had a pretty successful inaugural season. After starting the season 0-4, they had two bye weeks in a row. I assume the entire school went to Cancun to chill with chicks. After that, they went 6-2 to earn a spot in the New Mexico Bowl. Where they were promptly destroyed by Cincinnati.

But don't worry about that. The biggest game of the season was the Douchebag Bowl. Bluetooth College vs. Prada State at Gucci. Ashley forgot to put "Stadium" after Gucci so we assume it's just a huge Gucci store that happens to feature a football field.

Anyway, Bluetooth College took a nice 10-3 lead into the half. After expanding their lead to 17-10, they promptly scored a touchdown to go up 24-10 with just three minutes left. Prada State scored late to pull within 7, but Bluetooth held on for the 24-17 victory.

I'm sure everyone's as interested in the results as we are. So I'll keep track here so that everyone will be able to see.

Seasons : 1
Bluetooth College Awesome - 1
Prada State Guidos - 0